Looks not important.""I am clinically insane, and rarely wash.""Hi i am New to London, looking friends and Good Times!!!
""I am from Russia, and looking for residency.""My weight could be most accurately described as: a few extra pounds""I weigh at least 250lbs and have to do internet dating because I can't walk anymore.
Five-times-married Jan Leeming claimed in Femail last week that internet dating has given her a new lease of life - and she's not alone. There's more chance of winning the Lottery on a double rollover week than there is of being a woman over 35 and getting a date on the internet. Her brain cannot process the words: 'I don't think you're quite right for me.'LIKES THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE Gold digger. WILLING TO TRAVEL Lives in a filthy flea-ridden hovel that he can't possibly let you see. NORMAL KIND OF GUY Normal in a Norman Bates kind of way. NEVER DONE THIS Have done this a thousand times before, but I'm too embarrassed to admit it, so will pretend that you're my first. Your date will be a riot of whoopee cushions, itching powder and fake-dogpoo-filled fun.
A staggering 65 per cent of British singletons now turn to the internet looking for love. It doesn't matter if the guy is 60, he'll still confine his searches to '35 and under', so any woman's age should be taken as a ball park figure. Working her way through the internet site and it's your turn. Looking for a new wardrobe, jewellery and a few weekends away before she dumps you for a 25-year-old Adonis. Normality should be a given, so run a mile from anyone selling it as a good point. The golden rule of internet dating is that anyone who feels obliged to mention they have a sense of humour is usually devoid of one. LOOKS NOT IMPORTANT Barrel-scraping beggar who can't afford to be a chooser.5ft 10 5ft 7.
Each year, thousands of Russian ladies become the beautiful brides and charming wives of lucky men from all over the world.
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At the same time, men from many different countries find it more and more difficult to find a life partner, in their own country, who still believe in the traditional family values.
Russian women are generally well-educated, contemporary women who still believe in the traditional family.
First tip: when's the last time you believed someone who kept telling you they were honest? With the online, you can't see the whites of their eyes. You will have to make room for Labby the Labrador in our marital bed.
I love Nanny best.""I enjoy going out and staying in.""I will never have anything of any import to say about anything, ever.""I am looking for a committed relationship.""I am a commitmentphobe looking for a series of one-night stands with emotionally unstable women""I am just a normal guy looking for a normal woman.
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But everyone who's ever dated online knows personal profiles can be a minefield - too often a tall, dark, handsome millionaire turns out to be a short, fat, ugly geek. She's got views on everything and she's not afraid to ram them forcefully down your throat. If a woman is selling her personality, then her face looks good in a paper bag. Welcome to a world of slamming doors, smashed crockery and huffy silences. It's safe to deduct three inches from any man claiming to be between 5ft 7 and 5ft 10. The flowers come from the garage forecourt and he calls you 'babe' or 'sweetheart' because he can't remember your name.