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' The random ones will always draw more attention than the others...

Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry.

A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.

If you’re pictured with a pile of washing behind you on the bed, your lifestyle suddenly doesn’t look so appealing.

If possible, include things in the photo that will help you tell a story about who you are.

The world of online dating is filled with the good, the bad and the downright ugly when it comes to suitors. With a bit of hard work and training, anyone can create a profile that will stand out from the competition and attract the right people. Often, men will see a profile they are attracted to, struggle with what to say, get frustrated and consequently, skip to the next profile. Writing in your profile that "I love camping in the summer," doesn't make it easy for the reader to strike up a conversation.

Maybe this message will be different than all the others. Perhaps this email will finally be the one that doesn't have you contemplating the potential rise in serial killers populating your neighborhood. If this sounds familiar, don't get too down on your luck.

If you’re into photography, have your camera in your hand.

If you’re into music, wear some headphones round your neck.

Using high-quality images, as opposed to ones which are poorly lit, blurry and/or pixelated, will immediately show people that you value yourself and are willing to invest in yourself.

It also gives the message that you’re serious about looking for love online. You are selling your lifestyle, and you want it to seem as attractive and aspirational to people as possible.

It is the colour of love and passion and has been proven to be a draw for men.