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Dev Topics is a high-level and sometimes satirical look at software development and computer technology. ” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eight bytes walk into a bar. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Have you heard about the new Cray super computer? DOUBLE CLICK: When the dang gun don’t far when you pull the trigger.
His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A programmer is walking along a beach and finds a lamp. Please make all my users satisfied with my software and let them ask for sensible changes.” At which point the genie responds, “Um, let me see that map again.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are lousy actors. ENTER: Northerner talk fer, “C’mon in, y’all.” CLICK: Whut you hear when you cock your gun.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There are three kinds of lies: Lies, damned lies, and benchmarks. I can grant you any wish, but only one wish.” The programmer pulls out a map, points to it and says, “I’d want peace in the Middle East.” The genie responds, “Gee, I don’t know. I can do just about anything, but this is likely beyond my limits.” The programmer then says, “Well, I am a programmer, and my programs have lots of users.
If you’ve been active on a dating site for a while, you know most dating profiles look very similar to one another.
It’s like we’re all playing some bland game of Mad Libs. I’m [good trait], [good trait], and [ideal virtue you wish you had but don’t]. Your personality, sense of humor, and storytelling ability are more important than the bare facts.
I've been dating younger men since my 20s, When I was 29, I dated someone 21...younger men are just more fun. I've always been kind of young for my age.- Dana Delany I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say it now but I used to make fun of him for watching it.- Torrie Wilson After a number of years dating, we decided we were good partners.- Melinda Gates You're talking to someone who has been married to variouspeople for the last 40 years of her life. I've never really been a dater.- Stockard Channing Dodi got a lot of criticism when he began dating Princess Diana.
No one seemed to think he was good enough for her.- Lorna Luft Rumors about me? That's who I'm dating.- Ben Affleck I stopped dating for six months a year ago.Jake describes picking his date up in his Kia Sorento with lit candles in the car.He even writes out the banter: “You go, ‘…Is that dangerous?Well, apparently I'm dating bill Clinton,which makes me nervous.Plentyoffish dating forums are a place to meet singles and get dating advice or share dating experiences etc. Dev Topics is written by Tim Toady, the founder of Browserling Inc, a cross-browser testing company. It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds. REBOOT: Whut you have to do at bedtime when you forgot the kitty’s still outside.